Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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