how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
