with your own penis?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
