You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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