did you get engaged???
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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