hotel room ftw
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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