he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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