I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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