More tranny stories later!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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