His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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