Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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