You really coming over, don't trick.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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