It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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