Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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