why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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