Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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