So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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