Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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