carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
There's even glitter on my cock...
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