oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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