Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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