don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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