At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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