She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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