The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.