A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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