It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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