just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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