and i looked up. we had an audience...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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