Got a toothbrush?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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