About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
as a side note pls kill me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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