I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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