last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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