I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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