I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's never too late to be topless.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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