I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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