Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
vagina is talking i cant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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