their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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