i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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