"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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