Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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