I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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