I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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