Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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