My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i've created a new STD.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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