Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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