I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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