Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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