how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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