shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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