If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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