How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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